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Old February 26th, 2010, 08:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Today I went to the doctor for an exam and he told me I had to stop masturbating.



When I asked him why he said "so I can examine you".
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Old February 26th, 2010, 08:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Today I went to the doctor for an exam and he told me I had to stop masturbating.



When I asked him why he said "so I can examine you".

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What are we going to you, amigo??? Well I hope the doctor helped you with your........"problem"!

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Old February 26th, 2010, 09:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That's the least he could do with the bill he gave me!
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Old February 27th, 2010, 09:33 AM   #4 (permalink)
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You kill me Mark, hope they found a cure for that "issue"
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Old February 27th, 2010, 11:42 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Only you Marky Mark!
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In all seriousness, now. What did your psychiatrist say?
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Old March 2nd, 2010, 06:46 AM   #7 (permalink)
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In all seriousness, now. What did your psychiatrist say?
At the end of they day he thinks that busty, martini drinking ladies may be harmful to me !
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Well even *I* coulda told you that!

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At the end of they day he thinks that busty, martini drinking ladies may be harmful to me !
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